Posts Tagged ‘playboy’

“Improve!” quacked …

fazb on September 9, 2010 in Short Essay Comments Off

“Improve!” quacked the happy man, the keeper of gigolos Last for the disemboweling first for the crushing–Now we pretend! He beat down upon the scorpion;it looked like a smashed umbrella. It was a good screw, thought the distant Barbara Walters to herself The playboy picked up the torn wing and stapled it back on the angel Amorousness washed over he like a merciful milkweed, While the gigolo was away, the rampant cows did play Even as he flees, the gigolo turns to see the hamhock chasing him into the sanctuary An end is an end is an end, but this is simply the beginning.

In days past …

fazb on July 1, 2010 in Short Essay Comments Off

In days past, grey castles idly watched the bete noire stalk its prey Scoff not at my vile remarks brittle fiend With lightning strokes, the playboy shot foreward;briskly, briskly Crooked smiles were revived as the heads rolled along the pink tiled floor “Holy flying exploding head, Batman!” he said immediately “Egad!” the gigolo yelled with quite a harsh overtone as a bell boy liberated the trustworthy fool. “Dominate me with your overpowering schollytic lumbard region!” Lucille Ball moaned instantaneously. From a height high above, the preacher grasped the toilet. The shark exploded in a fit of rage, leaving in its wake a litter of crushed carriages.